The best news you ever heard

Suicidegirls first tour DVD now out. Let's get a list of how awesome it is, shall we?
1. It's from Suicidegirls, the best damn community ever
2. It's got them naked
3. It's got them interviewing
4. It's got them being interviewed
5. It has the words "I was conceived on acid" in it
6. It's got a great soundtrack
7. It's got bloopers
8. I endorse it
9. Everyone who watches it is cool

It's good, really.
It's like the best sex you've ever had plus the coolest people on earth plus awesome friends plus good times had at fast food places by way of philosophical conversations. Get it? It's damned good.

Now, does anyone know of anybody 18+ I know of who owns a credit card that has enough room to buy a $20 dvd plus shipping and handling? Because if they do not only will I forever be your personal assistent, best friend, and hired hand but I'll also be your sex slave. That goes for both, the person who finds the 18+ with the space on a credit card and the owner of that credit card. Seriously, I'm like the best personal assistent ever. Trust me.